Monday, April 5, 2010
We've all been there. The moment our kids embarrass us that first time and we know it's not punishable. They say something that makes you want to just sink through the floor. Ugh!
Well My 3 yr old started preschool and i guess she seen the little boys use the bathroom and so she asked me ..Does daddy have a wiener? and does he stand up to pee like my friend * * insert name here. and does papa have a wiener ? I explained that every little boy has one that is what makes boys a boy and a girl dont so that is what makes her a girl. then she asked if she can pee standing up and i said No.. oh did i mention we were in line at WAL MART.. .yup .. and about 15 ppl heard and were snickering. and when she asked why one man who had been "checking " me out. was laughing so hard i said just where he could hear me.. i told her maybe he thought it was funny to hear a little girl talk about adult things and she replied or maybe he lost his little wiener..I almost DIED. laughing..
Posted by The adventure of a redneck mommy. at 12:28 AM